If we arm the teachers, will the librarians get silencers?

823

Why did the teacher scold the tree? Because it has too many leaves.

550

Why are eye doctors the best teachers? They have good pupils!  (Opthamologist jokes are so cornea.)

423

What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Expla-nation.

213

What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink? Hot chalk-olate.

224

Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.

214

If you see an improperly lower-cased letter, you must capitalize on it.

196

Why was school easier for cave people? Because there was no history to study.

192

A general rule of grammar is that double negatives are a no-no.

223

Our social studies teacher says that her globe means the world to her.

261