What’s a teacher’s favorite nation? Expla-nation.

What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink? Hot chalk-olate.

Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn’t control her pupils.

If you see an improperly lower-cased letter, you must capitalize on it.

Why was school easier for cave people? Because there was no history to study.

A general rule of grammar is that double negatives are a no-no.

Our social studies teacher says that her globe means the world to her.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.

The boy’s guitar teacher helped him pick up his skills.

Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.